DESTINY CALLS!

McMurdo seems to be making up for lost time and is fairly battering out the posts. He'll soon be competing with Mick over who can put the most up in one day! Anyway, he seems to have swallowed whole the story of the multi-billionaire who's got nothing better to do with his cash than invest in Bisto FC. Apparently McMurdo keeps in touch with Charlie Green and has been assured that Mr. Sorearse is ready and willing to throw £10m down the drain. The man is known for being a philanthropist but surely giving money to Bisto is taking things a bit far?

McMurdo goes on about how it's the Ibrox club's 'destiny' to conquer Europe, nay, the World! Where the hell does he get this crap from? I haven't read all the Bible but I've read a good bit of it and I don't remember anything about that. No doubt it's all part of the British Israelism shite that he spouts. My favourite bit was where he said, "The reality is that Rangers (sic) MUST join the 21st century". That won't be easy. He goes on, "You don’t need to lose the heart and soul of Rangers (sic) in doing this." Considering that the 'heart and soul' of both the dead club and the new one still reside in the 17th Century that's going to take some doing. I don't think he realises but it's this 'heart and soul' that puts a lot of people off investing in his club. 

His disciples don't see things in exactly the same way. This clown probably expresses the feelings of the majority of The Peeppul more than McMurdo does:

"Rangers were a successfully run club for over a century until it was sold outwith the Glaswegian protestant circle of ownership which was so successful and more importantly meant the club was SAFE for 125 years. Then along came a Hearts supporting, Edinburgh rugby chap and the rest is horrible history. Get our club back within that Glaswegian protestant circle of ownership again (Dave King, Jim McColl?) and never, ever let it go again."

And another:

"Unfortunately, those days have probably gone, along with no facial hair, shirts in and socks up, black boots, the Billy Boys and a team of Prods.
Great days, right enough, but a part of our history, not our future."

And yet another:

"...our players are not all Protestant because simple fact is there is no one in Scotland good enough to just stick with that Religion.Don’t get me wrong here as there is nobody that would be more happier than me if we could field a team of bluenoses but it’s just not going too happen as main thing is product on the field these days."

And one more:

"Bill: I also believe that Mr Soros himself and his political and social leanings may not go down too well with a far more larger element of our support than any of us could imagine".

So even if Auld Sorearse is intending to get involved in Bisto FC he'll probably be as welcome as...well...the last American that turned up at Ibrox! And we haven't even mentioned the possible involvement of Charlie Boy and how The Peeppul would feel about that!

On the Referendum front Ed Miliband has let the cat out of the Unionist bag by saying that blocking any kind of currency union will be in Labour's manifesto. In other words, it's not that a currency union wouldn't work; it's that the Bettertogetherers are determined to make damn sure that it doesn't work, or doesn't even happen. So really, there's nothing to stop a currency union working except the petty, petulant vindictiveness of the Westminster Government. I say fuck them! We should join the Euro or have our own, Scottish pound, backed up with Scottish oil and gas. 

Back with The Peeppul and it seems that one of them has swallowed hook, line and sinker the silly stories of McMurdo, PZJ the Belfast Bam and the Derry Dinosaur Jockey Gregory Campbell. This particular mental bastard turned up at Glasgow City Chambers, toting a samurai sword, demanding 'Justice'. The sword, he claims, was to kill the leader of the Council, Gordon Matheson. His only explanation has been that he wanted 'Justice'. I think it's pretty obvious what the clown was on about. How do I know the story concerns one of The Peeppul? Well, as always when there's a story about one or more of them, the Daily Record is not allowing comments!

And another, I suspect, was involved in the hilarious story about the guy frightening people in a graveyard. When folk were visiting graves he was shouting, "Whooooooooo!" This upset a lot of people and he ended up in court, being fined and ordered to pay a 'victim surcharge' for frightening folk. The prosecuting counsel said, "I'm assuming he was pretending to be a ghost." All this happened in Portsmouth but I'm willing to bet that the guy supports a dead club in Glasgow (part of that 'world-wide fan base') and was not pretending to be a ghost but was just acting naturally like the zombie he is!

The billionaires flock to invest in Bisto FC