JABBA THE AGNIVORE

THE HUMOURLESS UNDEAD

I see I was right in my previous post (20-9-12) about the supposed shamrock on the guy shooting a zombie on THAT banner. I predicted that the deranged would jump on this as a pretext for condemning this hilarious joke. David Biggat leads the way: he calls it an "offensive IRA themed banner." Aye, right. I have heard that the gunman is a clip art from some video game about shooting zombies. Perhaps the name of this game needs to be passed to a certain Chris Graham, so he can add it to Ze List.

There is nothing at all in the banner that suggests any connection with the IRA or any other organisation. Still, it gives an indication of the way Biggat's mind works; as does his subsequent characterisation of Barcelona as "Catalan rebels."

I, personally, think that the banner would have been funnier without the shooter, but that would have made no difference. I believe it was Jim Delahunt on Radio Clyde that said that the banner was funny up to the gunman. He was lambasted for this by Sevco supporters, which goes to show that it is not the gunman they are upset about; they are merely using this as an excuse. The Daily Record, as usual, pointed them in the right direction.

Meanwhile, I think Biggat has riled Tam Cowan with his unprovoked and unwarranted attacks. It seems to have changed him from making juvenile jokes to coming straight out with the truth. His Saturday column has this to say about Charles Green: 

"Would you throw money at a fella who still insists the SPL threw Rangers out of the league ? Listen up, Charlie. I’ll say this only once. Rangers weren’t thrown out of any league – they were allowed back into one thanks to the SFA and the SFL ripping up the rulebook."

Oh, dear! Not only will Tam end up on Ze List and have Biggat trying to link him with terrorist organisations, but how long will the Daily Record put up with this sort of thing? After all, Jabba and his agnivore cronies never tire of telling us how Sevco were 'relegated.' 

Oh, and make sure you give your postman an extra big tip this Christmas, Tam!