'WE'LL NEED A BIGGER BOAT'

Loony Leggat surpassed himself yesterday, with a bile-ridden diatribe against Jack Irvine of Media House. I must confess, I'd never heard of Irvine until Jabba claimed that he did not speak for Ersatz FC, only for it to transpire, a few days later, that he did! Apparently he used to be a journalist and Leggat uses this as a stick to beat him with. Amazing the amount of 'used-tae-be' journalists that speak for Ersatz FC these days!

Anyone who enjoys comedy, or likes to indulge in schadenfreude, is probably familiar with Leggat's blog. They will know what Leggat has been saying for ages about Daily Record editor Allan Rennie. According to Leggat, who usually calls him 'Pussy' Rennie, it was this editor that forced Jabba out of the DR. (If that is true then a statue of him should be erected in George Square) Leggat constantly disparages the DR, gloating how its circulation has been falling for years and how the exit of Jabba was the final nail in the coffin.

Yesterday, however, Leggat changed tack after boasting how he has seen e-mails sent by Jack Irvine. (Presumably this was via Charlotte Fakes - and they keep telling us it's all lies!) When describing what Irvine said about Rennie, Leggat calls Rennie, "Allan Rennie, the editor of Scotland’s second biggest selling daily newspaper, the Record" Two-faced doesn't even begin to describe him!

It's not just Leggat that Irvine has upset. Many Ersatzers are almost apoplectic about, as Leggat says, Irvine "being interviewed by Rangers hating Andy Muirhead on his rabidly pro Celtic website." Andy Muirhead is in good company. It seems anybody who is anybody these days is described as 'Rangers-hating,' including many of the Ersatzers themselves.

Meanwhile, Bill McMurdo has decided that a compromise is the likely outcome of the latest Ibrox war. He can see the board being enlarged to include the pretenders to the throne. Will there be enough seats? Maybe somebody will need to use that bike, if Whyte didn't flog it. And tell the Sunday Post that I know where Oor Wullie's bucket is!

Personally, I can't see such a compromise happening. Things have gone too far for both sides to kiss and make up. Smear and slander and threats of violence will not just be forgotten overnight; and it's still going on apace. Have a look at any Ersatzer blog and you'll see what I mean.

One thing they all seem to agree on, however, is that Peter Lawwell is behind everything. I don't know if it's true or not but they're all saying that Lawwell is now sitting on the board of the SFA. Of course, this is all grist to their mill and they delight in rhyming off all the supposed Celtic-minded in the SFA. Like everybody else it seems, they have completely forgotten El Presidente, one Mr Campbell Ogilvie EBT. If anyone at the SFA is compromised it is him and yet nothing is done about it! So much for Lawwell running everything, eh?

Some of the bangers are now shouting about taking the SFA to court. Apparently they want their prize money for 2011-12 and to see the details of the five-point agreement, a document we'd all like to have a look at! As to the prize money, they keep forgetting that Whyte cheated so they are due not a penny. And while they're demanding transparency, maybe we'll get to see the full report about Whyte's continued involvement at Ibrox!

As expected, the desperate claims by certain Ersatzers that Celtic is in fiduciary trouble have been shown to be garbage. Phil Mac Whatsit has consulted accountancy experts, who have deemed the Ersatz reading of Celtic's accounts as, to quote the financial terminology used by Phil, 'Pish!'

This is the house that Moses built.

These are the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

This is the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

 

 

 

These are the bigots, all forlorn, who blamed the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

 

This is the clown, all shaven and shorn, who cheered up the bigots, all forlorn, who blamed the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

The selfsame bigots, to the manner born, who chased the clown, all shaven and shorn, who cheered up the bigots, all forlorn, who blamed the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

This is the man over whom they fawn, those selfsame bigots, to the manner born, who chased the clown, all shaven and shorn, who cheered up the bigots, all forlorn, who blamed the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.

This is the alky, all tattered and torn, who cheerleads for the man over whom they fawn, those selfsame bigots, to the manner born, who chased the clown, all shaven and shorn, who cheered up the bigots, all forlorn, who blamed the man, who sold the shares that hung on the wall that held up the house that Moses built.