The Daily Record decided to wheel out (if you'll pardon the pun) 'financial genius' Kieran Prior once again. It's strange that an article that is reporting an interview doesn't have a single inverted comma in the whole piece. Anyway, this demon of the stock market is advising Dave King to pursue Ashley through the courts, completely ignoring the fact that Honest Dave is skint while Ashley has almost unlimited resources. If that's the kind of financial advice this guy gives, then it's no wonder that he's always dressed as if his mammy got his clothes down at the local Oxfam shop. Even his wheelchair looks as if it's seen better days. We're constantly being told how this guy is a 'former Goldman Sachs trader', which immediately begs the question as to why he's not anymore.
Apparently, the Daily Record earlier claimed that Prior had an IQ of 234, which is seemingly well beyond mere genius level. This bit of the article was later removed but, luckily, the Celtic Blog took a screenshot and we can all still have a laugh. (Thanks go to Hector for providing the link over on Bampots Utd.) It got me thinking about IQs and reminded me of the time I tried out a book, called 'Find Your Own IQ'; it was lying about my ma's house for some unknown reason. The book recommended that you do a few of the tests before marking them and then work out an average. I did five of the tests and couldn't help noticing that they got easier as I went along, since I was getting used to the style of questioning and what was expected. When I marked them, using the answers at the back, the fifth test I'd done showed an IQ way off the radar, even beyond Kieran Prior levels! This particular test, and the high score on the fourth one, made my average approach the mid-200s. Now, I can be a real arrogant bastard about my intelligence but even I could see that the whole thing was a load of shite. I've been sceptical about IQs ever since. If Keiran Prior has got one of the highest IQs ever recorded, then it completely proves my point since, as the Celtic Blog points out, he's been investing in a loss-making venture with a parade of crooks at the helm! Then again, maybe he's been the master manipulator behind everything; a sort of Sevconian Keyser Soze.
Probably the best laugh in the DR is their article asking if Nacho Novo is a 'legend'. If they wanted an affirmative answer to that, they should have asked Novo himself as he certainly thinks he deserves legendary status. Actually, Novo was an average player, who never achieved anything of note outside of Rangers, which is a telling fact. His goals were mostly achieved by employing Auld Dignity's favourite technique; one that Kenny Miller was adept at exploiting as well. An opposition player would be fouled and while everyone's attention was focused on what was an obvious free kick, Novo would sneak in with the ball and score. As to his assertion that he 'said NO', it is always forgotten that Martin O'Neill didn't actually want him. He's hardly the stuff of legend. Then again, for a support that voted an out-and-out thug like John Greig as the 'Greatest Ever Ranger', maybe Novo deserves his place in that particular pantheon!
Finally, there's recently been a plethora of videos on online editions of newspapers, showing operations and disgusting things like abscesses being lanced, pimples being squeezed etc. At least you get the choice about clicking on the video or not. I remember a few years ago these kind of things used to be shown on TV, usually on the likes of 'The One Show' when folk were having their evening meal. I wrote a poem about it at the time:
There's nothin' mair scunnerin', an' it fair leaves ye wunnerin'
Jist what they ur thinkin' aboot
When ye jist start yer tea an' then oan the TV
There's a guy wi' ays arse hingin' oot.
It's a big operation tae cure constipation,
He's no' went fur nearly a year.
The cameras ur rollin', an' there's wan in ays colon
In HD, so you'll see it clear.
Ye shun yer fish fingers when the camera lingers
Oan what it is causin' the block.
No wanny yer chips has gone near yer lips;
Ye've forgotten them due tae the shock.
The surgeons expel it, ye can near enough smell it
As a year's worth-a waste aw comes doon.
Ye've never seen worse an' ye let oot a curse
As yer stomach it burls roon' an' roon'.
Yer appetite's flown an' ye let oot a groan
Cos ye don't feel in very good nick.
Ye swear like a navvy as ye run fur the lavvy
Cos ye think that ye're gonnae bae sick.
A law should bae passed that they canny broadcast
They things till past nine o'cloak.
It's no' actin' fairly tae show programmes early
That jist end up gie'n ye the boak!
"Oh, fuck!"
As a sevconian he claims the IQ scores of dead ancestors so ten generations might get him to 234
ReplyDeleteWeren't Celtic also originally drawn away to Dundee United in this fiasco, before being given an easier home draw against Morton?
ReplyDeleteBut there was no problem until he pulled out that one, particular ball!
DeleteI've got a prick and arsehole between the ends of my legs so I think Novo is a leg end
ReplyDeleteHi Pat, sorry I have not got back to your previous question sooner but work took me away. I will answer when you are ready for me regarding my version of faith. May I ask is your continuous attacks on my team necessary with such vile ?? I think you are a more intellectual thinker than some of your blogs ? I understand that you are bowing to one side as I myself once did, but can we all not move along ? I will leave it with you my friend with respect. WWH.
ReplyDeleteHi. If you read my blogs you'll see that most of my stuff is pretty tongue-in-cheek. To be honest, I've never held a particular hatred for Rangers, only the aspect of it that promotes hatred of other folk, of which I happen to be one. I am also balancing out the sycophantic guff we get in the Scottish media, the majority of which appears to come from Level 5. As for 'Sevco', that's purely to counter the 'same club' argument.
DeletePat, what I am saying is I am willing to converse but without the baggage of the OF or hateful statements regarding my club. I have posted nothing so far in replies that is hate towards your good self or your club, but I do have a dislike of your club as you do have mine. WWH.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to your reply ?? Increase The Peace.
ReplyDeleteNot being funny but do not want to be ignorant either, where is this Country called Sevconia ??? As I am a Rangers fan I was born and brought up in Glasgow Scotland and not some fictitious country called Sevconia, please help me out lol :) I am not Sevconian I am Scottish ???
ReplyDeleteNot being funny but do not want to be ignorant either, where is this Country called Sevconia ??? As I am a Rangers fan I was born and brought up in Glasgow Scotland and not some fictitious country called Sevconia, please help me out lol :) I am not Sevconian I am Scottish ???
ReplyDeleteIf you want to hang on, I'm going to make a new blog solely for debating religious stuff - no hatred or attacks, just differences of opinion and maybe a dialectical search for the truth! I'll let you know on here when it's up and running!
DeleteRight, I've got the new blog fired up:
Deletehttp://seriousreligiousdebate.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/is-he-there-or-not.html
You won't feel so uncomfortable there!
Pat, thank you for taking my comments in the spirit they where intended and I will check out your new blog. I must admit after looking again at some of your blogs I can see some merit in your "tongue in cheek" answer. WWH
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