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Friday, 18 October 2013

ALL ABOVE BOARD

What do Nelson Mandela, Menachem Begin and George Washington have in common? The answer is that they were all at one time classed as terrorists but are now revered as great leaders. Imagine what would happen if a group of people started singing songs about how they hated black people and chanted derogatory remarks about Mandela. Or how about hating Jews and celebrating the death of Begin? And imagine the furore if the people exhibiting such hate were soldiers in uniform!

The recent bigot-fest at Ibrox involving the armed forces has led to enquiries by the police and the heads of the armed forces. The Bisto Kids, however, see nothing wrong in what went on and try to deflect their bigotry onto others, saying that people reported the singing out of hatred for Britain. The fact remains, however, that, no matter what the motivation behind people reporting the behaviour of these members of our armed forces, those dressed in their country's uniforms should not be behaving in this fashion. Nor should our armed forces be aligning themselves with extremist reactionaries. How can we trust them to defend us when they are professing hatred for some of us?

Meanwhile the double standards of the Bisto Kids is evident in their reaction to the news about the proposed motions for the Celtic AGM. Here is one of several comments on McMurdo's blog:

"Never did I think that the scum couldn’t go any lower than they are, 6 feet below a snake’s belly, they have now plumbed new depths, how besotted can this shower be, is their no end to the hysteria that they show towards us,"

And yet what are the Bisto Kids up to?

"I have today sent my complaint of state aid received by Celtic PLC from Glasgow City Council to the European commission"

And the same individual that posted about the Celtic AGM story has this to say about the letters and e-mails to the EU:

"you are really just a great guy , like pzj and others your time devoted to all of this chicanery is tremendous. keep going ,expose all of this alleged corruption. but, this unfortunately is the way this lot work."

Now that's what you call obsession!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mather has become the latest to do walking away, with the requisite large pay-out of course. The way things are going there won't be a board left for anyone to demonstrate about! And where has The Messiah disappeared to? He's probably on his way by bus; that's all he can afford since having to pay his fines. Either that or he's riding all the way from Jo'burg on a dinosaur!

And in the Daily Record former Rangers chairman, Alastair Johnston, he of the nodding head, has expressed concerns that Craig Whyte is still pulling the strings at Ibrox. This has provoked much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the Bisto Kids, who claim that it can't possibly be true. Considering all the secrecy behind who actually owns Bisto FC then how can they say for sure? And has anybody seen the title deeds yet? They also claim that Green was cleared of any involvement with Whyte. Again, how do they know? The Deloitte report is locked up away from prying eyes and, as usual, our media just accepts anything the denizens of The Big Hoose tell them.

Despite what the Bisto Kids say, calling practically all of the Scottish media 'Rainjurz-Haters,' the Succulent Lamb culture is alive and well. Any negative stories you read about Bisto FC are usually to serve the agenda of one side in the current Gravy Wars. Meanwhile our hacks write about the 'agenda' of Celtic fans in reporting the SFA to UEFA while ignoring the sneaky tactics of the Bisto Kids. The Daily Record even had the nerve to call it 'Celtic's latest spat with Rangers,' as if it is the latest in a long line of such complaints coming from the club. Never mind Whyte, it sounds as if big Jabba is still around, pulling a few strings!

I was thinking yesterday about the Commonwealth Games. The opening ceremony takes place on July 23rd. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but athletes usually turn up at these things a week or two beforehand, to acclimatise and get a bit of intensive training in before the competitions. Is somebody going to explain to the world about the Ministry of Funny Walks parading round the streets? Competitors might think it's some kind of welcome, until they inadvertantly make the sign of the cross and get attacked and told to 'Fuck off!' Surely they won't allow these clowns to embarrass Scotland in the eyes of the whole world?

Returning to the subject of the letters and e-mails to the EU etc, one guy in particular has been pestering Glasgow City Council for months now with his paranoid theories. His latest obsession is with the old London Road school. He says in one correspondence, "...was the london road school fully and properly marketed in compliance with historic scotlands pleas to yourselves to preserve this magnificient structure?" And in another, "...historic scotland pleaded with you to save this building in all its splendour..."

Magnificent structure? Splendour? I think I've mentioned before on here that I worked at this school for a while and it was anything but magnificent and splendid. An ancient, draughty building with no suitable play area for the children; why does this clown think it was closed? There are other school buildings that are far worthier than this one; Elmvale Primary in Springburn and Golfhill Primary in Dennistoun spring to mind. I wonder if this character would be so interested in this 'magnificent' and 'splendid' edifice if it had been an RC school!

Loony Leggat, meanwhile, ploughs his usual, lonely furrow and has fixed upon a new target for his vitriol: Jack Irvine. He has apparently seen another e-mail that 'might' be from Irvine and 'might' be to Craig Whyte. He builds up a story around this about Irvine ensuring that everyone in the media kept quiet about Whyte's murky past when he was buying Rangers. Is this some desperate attempt by Leggat to exonerate his erstwhile colleagues from guilt in their covering-up of negative stories about Rangers? He must be angling for a job!

Speaking of Leggat, all these protesters you get at Bisto FC matches, calling themselves the 'Sons of Struth' reminded me of him asking once on his blog, 'What would Struth do?' Well, if Struth were here and all the Bisto Kids were desperate to get rid of what remains of the board, the answer as to what he would do is clear. He would invite them all for a wee trip 'Doon the waater!'




'Where's me washboard?'

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