JABBA THE AGNIVORE

TRAYNOR'S TITLE TIRADE

Big Jabba has got his XXXXL knickers in a twist over Lord Nimmo's investigation into Rangers' alleged double contracts. According to him it will be the worst thing to happen to Scottish football, causing a deep rift. Maybe he hasn't noticed but there is already a deep rift in Scottish football; a rift that he is doing his best to maintain. The Director of Provocation, as Bill Leckie described him, is never done telling us all how hard-done-by Rangers have been by everybody in Scottish football. Of course, he follows the Loony Leggat line that the majority in the game want to see Rangers treated 'fairly' except that they are scared of the minority that has a hold over Scottish football at the moment. We all know exactly who this 'minority' is that he speaks of and it is despicable how he is trying to cause a divide along sectarian lines.

He tells a great story about David Murray, his hero and dinner provider, co-operating fully with HMRC. Of course the First Tier Tribunal gave us the truth in this regard; Rangers did their best to delay and impede investigation and to obfuscate things as much as they could. The police even had to be sent in to seize documents, for God's sake! Still, Traynor knows who his audience is and that they will lap up every word that paints Rangers as victims, even if it is a downright lie.

Traynor also questions why it took so long for the SPL to decide to investigate Rangers. Maybe he could answer the same kind of question. Why did it take him so long to admit what we all suspected for years; that he was a dyed-in-the-wool bluenose? Maybe he thought he would lose his positions of power at the Daily Record and BBC Scotland! There is also his big 'scoop' about Craig Whyte and Ticketus. Weeks before this scandal appeared in the Daily Record we heard from various sources that Traynor was 'sitting' on a major story. Why was he sitting on it? Did he not want to be the first to break bad news about the Motherwell 'billionaire'? Was he waiting until other stories emerged? Remember, his 'scoop' didn't appear until after BBC Scotland's documentary. Or maybe he was waiting to see if Whyte offered him a job!

I think we all know what the outcome of Lord Nimmo's investigation will be; nothing. No titles will be stripped and there will be much crowing about 'vindication' etc. It is hard to know who will be most upset about this probable outcome; gloating Celtic fans or Traynor himself. If no titles are stripped then it makes his job of stirring up the hordes that much more difficult. Believe me, Traynor wants these titles stripped more than anyone!

Meanwhile, Jabba's pal, Loony Leggat, has decided to have a go at the BBC. His mad tirade about the radio programme only serves to show how much the BBC are bending over backwards to accomodate the Rangers supporters and apologists. It also shows how petty and mean-minded these 'peeppul' are, refusing to appear unless things go along with their own agenda. Chris Graham was one of these 'peeppul.' This was the guy that cited a pub in the West End of Glasgow as an 'enemy of Rangers' because it served jelly and ice-cream! Loony gives his disciples the name and address of somebody at the BBC. The poor guy can expect a flood of death threats, written on torn paper with blue, chubby-stump crayons!

Loony also has a go at Neil Lennon for having the colours green, white and gold on his tracksuit. He demands that UEFA does something about it. Maybe UEFA should also look into the stars adorning the New Rangers' shirts. After all, they are not merited under any criteria!