JABBA THE AGNIVORE

HABEMUS PUPAM

(SED SINE PUPAE ARTIFICE)

Well, that's it. Green has resigned before he was pushed out. No doubt there are a lot more revelations to come and he thought he'd better get out of the way quick. And no doubt the Trigger's Brush FC blogs will blame the 'mhedia' for picking on him and forcing him into this situation. Their blogs were pretty slow to pick up on the news yesterday, no doubt all the 'Loyal' were too busy scouring the internet trying to find out if Rolf Harris is a Catholic! (And what about that, by the way; what's next? Will we discover that Dr Who enticed kids into his police box with his bag of jelly babies? Did Bagpuss fiddle about with the mice on the Mouse Organ? My whole childhood is being picked apart!)

So what's going to happen now to The Big Plan, you know, the concerted effort to undermine Scottish Football? Loony Leggat tells us that Roy MacGregor and Stewart Gilmour are 'two fine, brave and upstanding citizens.' That's good enough for me. They're obviously puppets! Gilmour was quoted in the press as saying that Neil Doncaster had no power and should resign. Strangely Mark Hateley was in the Daily Record yesterday saying exactly the same thing! Now Sooperally is in The Sun spouting Green's old line about 'asking the fans' and telling us that Green's idea of 14-14-14 is the way forward. There's no coincidence involved here. All these clowns are out to subvert Scottish football for the good of Trigger's Brush FC, while the appropriate blogs keep trying to push the line that Peter Lawwell is running the whole of Scottish football at present.

What happens now that the puppet master has gone? Well, it looks now as if Green was the monkey and not the organ-grinder so it will probably be business as usual. Just like Jabba, whoever is actually running Trigger's Brush FC, whether it is Whyte or somebody else, likes to hide in the shadows. Unlike Jabba, however, this shady individual is actually doing something. Leggat and Bill McMurdo would have us believe that everything, including the media, is under Lawwell's control. A quick look at the various sports pages, however, shows that the opposite is the case. The Big Lie has been accepted by one and all, editorials have been vociferous in their condemnation of league reconstruction plans and Green and McCoist have continually been provided with a sympathetic ear. It's not the papers' fault that Green decided to use this platform to make an arse of himself! And the latest 'punishment' meted out to Neil Lennon by the SFA shows that the spirit of Jim Farry still haunts the corridors at Hampden.

And it's not just Mark Hateley that's telling us that Trigger's Brush FC should be fast-tracked into the top tier; ex-players of both Celtic and Rangers have been trotted out in the press almost every day to brainwash us into believing that this is the panacea to all of Scottish football's ills. The only dissenter seems to be Andy Goram, who hasn't had much good to say about Green. This is probably due to the fact that he rushed to Ibrox last summer when he heard that Green was handing out free drinks. Imagine his disgust when he turned up to find Charlie handing out cups of tea! 

Will all this propaganda keep coming out now that Charlie's sneaked off? And what about the 'Independent Inquiry'? Will they even bother with that now? There's certainly more to come but do they really want to provide us with any more comedy? Have a read at Keith Jackson's piece in today's Daily Record. I was only half-way through when my heard started to hurt with trying to keep up with who is connected to whom. It's going to take BDO forever to unravel this tangled web of lies and deceit!

So MacGregor and Gilmour have had their strings cut, the share price will drop, Trigger's Brush FC is tainted yet again, Sooperally will probably never see that £10m and the investors, whoever they are, will be unsettled to say the least! And that's even before Whyte and his cronies start in! Apart from all that things are looking great down Govan way. 'Onwards and upwards,' the 'Loyal' are fond of saying. Pie in the sky, more like!

 Green's investors from the Far East prepare for the 

'Independent Inquiry.'