JABBA THE AGNIVORE

STEWART GILMOUR IN SUPERMARIONATION
&
GIVE LEGGAT A LEGGUP!

The truth is going to come out in dribs and drabs but we will find out eventually what Stewart Gilmour's game is. He claims to be acting independently, for the good of his club, but can't seem to offer any reasons as to exactly how league reconstruction would be detrimental to St Mirren. It is highly suspicious that he suddenly decided to scupper the plans after a wee visit from Flash Harry Green. The excuses he made at the Hampden meeting do not stand up to scrutiny; the other clubs conceded his point and agreed to change the voting structure, but he still went ahead and voted against the changes. So what 'reasons' is he putting forward now?

He is now arguing that he has had no details of any TV deal and doubts whether any such deal has been agreed upon. Does that sound familiar? Anyone that has taken the trouble to read Loony Leggat's blog, or, in fact any blog or website dedicated to Trigger's Brush FC, would recognise this argument at once. Leggat, and others, have been questioning this TV deal continually and it is strange that Gilmour would come out with such a statement at this point. It seems logical to assume that Flash Harry has had a wee word in his ear!

Further evidence for the case that Gilmour is acting on behalf of Flash Harry appears in today's Sun. He has 'advised' Neil Doncaster to resign! This 'advice' is due to the 'fact' that, according to Gilmour, Doncaster has no power whatsoever. What power is he supposed to have? The CEO of any company or organisation is really there to reflect the opinions of the shareholders, board or members. Is Gilmour suggesting that Doncaster is not doing this? Again, there are traces of Trigger's Brush FC's influence. Loony Leggat, and many others are constantly telling us how Doncaster is merely a mouthpiece for Peter Lawwell. It looks as if Gilmour is now agreeing with them.

Bizarrely if you put forward the idea that Gilmour is in bed with Flash Harry on a newspaper site or Trigger's Brush FC blog you are berated and told that you are being ridiculous. And yet the same people expect us all to believe that Doncaster, Regan and other club chairmen are all in cahoots with Lawwell for one purpose only: to destroy Trigger's Brush FC! They have got paranoia down to a fine art and talk as if they're guarding Derry's Walls all over again!

Flash Harry has appeared increasingly unstable in media interviews, which hardly helps the Trigger's Brush FC agenda. A new mouthpiece was needed and it looks as if one has been found in the shape of Stewart Gilmour!

Meanwhile Jabba is still in hiding and has nothing to say about anything. To be honest, I think they appointed the wrong man. Surely the time has come for a new Director of Communications and I can think of only one suitable candidate: Loony Leggat! His qualifications are impeccable:

1) HE IS NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE NUJ. This is a plus as far as Trigger's Brush FC is concerned as the perception is that all journalists are under the control of Peter Lawwell. Leggat, therefore, could be counted upon to always tell the 'truth.'

2) HE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. Leggat is as mad as a sackful of badgers on LSD, which is exactly what is needed at Ibrox. How else could anyone accept all the contrary beliefs that exist there? It is a new club, but the same club; it has never played in the SPL but is somehow due money for coming second in it; it went into liquidation but was somehow 'saved from the brink.' The cheesy old notice that you used to get in offices, 'You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps,' is actually true at Trigger's Brush FC!

3) HE IS PARANOID. Leggat could give any 1950s McCarthyite a serious run for their money in the paranoia stakes. He can never accept that he has done anything wrong and sees being censured by the NUJ as part of a great conspiracy against him, conducted by Irish Republican-supporting journalists and, his bête noir, Graham Spiers. This would fit in perfectly with the current zeitgeist at Ibrox, where the whole world is to blame for all their woes.

4) HE HAD A PRESBYTERIAN GRANNY.


The campaign starts here. Get Loony Leggat installed as Director of Communications. After all, he might talk utter gibberish but he has one great advantage over Jabba: he actually communicates!

Leggat gives directions to Ibrox.

Roy MacGregor and Stewart Gilmour arrive at Hampden