Of course, the Bisto Kids are having a field day. According to them, the Green Brigade is responsible for everything bad that's ever happened in football, probably including Barcelona and Manchester! And they're claiming that the 'wee lassie' that threw the flare that burned Falkirk's artificial pitch was 'coerced' into it. No doubt the Green Brigade was behind that as well. Now they're talking about sending e-mails about the trouble at Fir Park to the judiciary in Amsterdam, hoping that they can help quash the appeals of the Celtic fans. Have you ever heard of anything more sleekit?
At the weekend the whole world mourned the passing of Nelson Mandela; with the possible exception of the Dutch Reformed Church in South Africa. Oh, and with the definite exception of the Bisto Kids. When the minute's applause was held at Ibrox on Sunday, many of them sat on their hands while others booed. The commentator on Bisto TV said that Bisto FC had 'complied with what they were asked to do.' Such enthusiasm! No doubt they will claim that they couldn't clap because they had to hold onto their red sheets of paper. Those listening on the radio would probably have heard full-scale applause. This was due to somebody with a bit of foresight giving the chairman, Mr Blobby, a toffee to eat. The sounds of his lips smacking and his jowls slapping together resembled a full stadium applauding enthusiastically! Of course, what the radio listeners would also have heard was music being blared out at the start of the minute; by mistake, of course!
Of course, not a word about this appears in any of our media; the media that the Bisto Kids constantly claim are out to get them. And yet, remember the furore when the Green Brigade demonstrated against the poppy? Complete double standards.
Speaking of not reporting things, the Daily Record had a story about the police investigating sectarian and racist abuse directed at the victims of the Clutha disaster. Of course, they don't explicitly state what kind of sectarian and racist abuse this was but this very omission tells its own story. Again, it's the disgusting Bisto Kids at work but, as usual, they can only ever be condemned implicitly, especially as part of the 'Old Firm' if at all possible.
The Bisto Kids are out in force, commenting on the story, complaining about the right to free speech etc. So mocking dead people, making sectarian and racist hate-speeches, and booing a world-renowned figure are okay but demonstrating against poppies or displaying a banner with a picture of Bobby Sands are not? In reality, what they are saying is that it's not free speech they want per se, but the freedom for them to say whatever they like while denying others the same privilege. It makes you wonder why they wave all those poppies about!
The 'free speech' they want is exemplified by this disgusting example:
https://twitter.com/Vanguard_Bears/status/409374786947534848/photo/1
And, yet again, you'll hear not a word about this from our Fourth Estate.
Auld Pishy, meanwhile, is vocal in his condemnation of the Vanguard Bears. Not, however, for the above filth, which he and his Presbyterian granny no doubt support to the hilt, but for being on the side of the current Bisto Board. Pishy does have a point about Mr Blobby's open letter, in which he claimed never to have heard of Hughie Green or Barney Google. You've really got to laugh, though, when Pishy points triumphantly at the Bisto share price's dramatic fall. I suppose it doesn't even occur to him that it is his Requisitioners that are causing folk to sell up and get the hell out, while having to hawk their shares at giveaway prices because nobody wants involved in the mess!
There is a deputation going to grovel at the feet of The Laxative to try to get him to change his mind and back the Murrays, like he said he was going to do in the first place. I can't see it happening, though, since The Laxative will be desperate to get the share price back up and to secure a decent dividend for his backers. Who is a Bisto Kid supposed to trust? They've got gangsters and sleekit backstabbers already in situ and a bunch of chancers, who were in at the kill of the old club, trying to force their way in. To be honest, they'd be better not losing any sleep over it; The Laxative is going to bleed the place dry no matter who is in charge!
Finally, Sooperally is moaning that his wage reduction hasn't gone through yet. So, on the one hand he's telling us all what a great relationship he has with the Krays, Mr Blobby, Norman Wisdom, Steven Spielberg etc; and then, on the other, he can't get near them to discuss his pay cut. If that was anyone else they would just wait until they could get things sorted and ask for the pay cut to be back-dated, not run greeting to the papers. It looks like Sooperally wants to hold onto his obscene pay packet while blaming everybody else for it!
The reason for Ally needing to hold onto his big pay packet is finally discovered.
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