He goes on to say that stories in the Daily Mail about Jabba's departure being part of a cost-cutting measure are rubbish, claiming that they are more Irvine spin. He states that he knows the real reason for Jabba leaving and that he has proof. I can easily make the same claim. Jabba left because nobody likes him and nobody would talk to him. My proof is irrefutable: Traynor's an arsehole!
Then comes my favourite bit. He says:
"However, for the moment, the fact is that with Traynor now gone, Rangers are in the unfortunate position of having nobody with a voice that is trusted to speak for the club on non football matters."
When did Traynor ever do that? All he did was sit and collect a fat paycheque for doing bugger all! But, then, what did they expect from a 'media and communications' man that despises new media and whose communication skills consisted of cutting people off when they didn't agree with him and shouting at Chick Young?
The weird thing in the Gravy War is that both sides are blaming each other for The Messiah running away. It's like the old Bob Dylan song, With God On Our Side. Both sides claim to want The Messiah on board and both sides think that he's on their side. In reality, however, The Messiah is away back to sit on Table Mountain until administration happens and he can step in without having to pay a fortune for the shares. In other words, The Messiah won't be back until Judgment Day!
Leggat also reinforces Malcolm Murray's blackmail threats. If the Twelve-Percenters don't support the Requisitioners then the latter will go to the Court of Session to either force them to reveal who they are or, at the very least, force them to be neutral. This scenario was, according to Leggat, reported in the Sunday Post, of all places. Now there's a surprise. I didn't know the Sunday Post actually reported on current stories, stuck as it is in some mythological time past. No doubt it's Auld Merlin's favourite read as well!
Speaking of Malcolm Murray, another one that likes a drink or twelve, the man claims that he was told that the secret investors behind Margarita and Blue Pitch were Arab gentlemen that valued their privacy. Well, that's alright then. So it's Al Qaeda and the Taliban that own the shares. As long as it's not Craig Whyte, eh?
And an absolute cracker on the Daily Record phone-in yesterday. Some idiot of a Bisto Kid had this to say:
"Celtic will be jealous if Rangers win the Ramsdens Cup because it’s not on their CV."
How deluded is that? Presumably when Bisto FC are liquadated and they're competing for the Scottish Junior Cup then it'll be time for Celtic fans to be even more jealous! I don't know about you, but I've always felt that it would be worthwhile for Celtic to give up the European Cup and the Coronation Cup in exchange for that St Etienne bike!
And finally, a personal appeal. The Ibrox hordes are notorious for having short arms and deep pockets, and yet they all splash out to buy the bigoted ramblings of Loony Leggat and the weird historical theories of Merlin McMurdo. Meanwhile my own books are sitting gathering dust on Amazon. Get yourselves over to my other blog and click on the pictures to find out more about my books. Come on! I've got a pet rabbit and a serious nicotine and Irn Bru habit to maintain!
A statement from a Margarita shareholder
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