Scot Gardiner, meanwhile, is the first man in history to whom gangsters have made an offer he COULD refuse. No doubt he realised that the job might not last very long if the Requisitioners have their way on December 19th. As Jim McColl put it, 'There's only room fur wan gardener at Ibrox.'
And what of the police investigation? We've already heard Merlin's views; it's an SNP conspiracy! And the views of the Bisto Kids: it's the Requisitioners causing trouble, backed, of course, by Peter Lawwell. Auld Pishy, as per usual, lets the drink do the talking. On his blog he claims that Hughie Green is behind it all! Apparently, Green is looking to put off the 'big investors' behind the Requisitioners and to drive the share price down. He's backing somebody else to take over and wants them to buy the shares on the cheap. Has nobody told Pishy that panic selling only happens when confidence in the Stock Market runs out? You'd need to get something like the bursting of the South Sea Bubble or the 1929 Stock Market crash before anyone sells their shares in anything for pennies!
And why, in the name of the wee man, would Hughie Green be trying to worm his way back into Ibrox? He's already made a tidy sum and stands to make even more when the Krays buy his shares. Presumably they will be paying market value, which means that Green would want the share price driven up, not down. Of course, maths isn't Pishy's strong point; he can't even count how many bottles he's had!
Seemingly Sooperally has been interviewed by the police as part of 'Operation Signature.' Ally was quoted as saying that he had a cup of tea with the police and they had a constructive talk about the future. He ended by saying that the police had his full support and he hoped they would be working together for years to come. Almost immediately came an outcry about Police Scotland falsifying crime figures and being more concerned about power struggles than fighting crime. Sir Stephen House, 'The Big Hoose,' is up to his neck in these power struggles, apparently. It's beginning to look as if Sooperally, contrary to his reputation for being lucky, is nothing more than a Jonah!
Meanwhile, Merlin tells us that he's been trying to get his own man appointed CEO at Bisto FC. According to him, Rick Astley is just the man for the job. He can sing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' to the Bisto Kids, which will get them all buying season books, the same way Hughie Green's rabble-rousing did. There's also a plan to outdo Green's tea-and-biscuits publicity stunt. Come ST renewal time, the Board will be handing out beer and fags. They have assured the Bisto Kids that there will be no Heineken or anything else that comes in a green can. There will also be plenty of free Buckfast for the kiddies.
Finally, on a serious note, I read in the papers that Michael Souter, who has just been imprisoned for his paedophile crimes, may have more victims in Scotland. Souter used to work at Radio Clyde and one of his victims spoke up to say that he was certain that there were many more victims of this vile man.
Now, normally, the Bisto sites are full of indignation at this sort of thing. When the Jimmy Savile story broke they were screaming their heads off; only concerned about the poor victims, of course. They also constantly go on about the abuse that occurred at Celtic Boys Club; again, only concerned for the children that were abused. About Souter, who could turn out to be as bad as Savile, however, they are strangely quiet. Do you think that maybe the school he went to didn't have a 'St' in its name?
Bisto FC's new non-executive director takes part in the AGM.
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